Rro Nerek.

colorsinmylullaby:

if i ruled the world i would make scruff mandatory for men

well, those that can pull it off

NONSENSE! BIG OR SMALL, BEARDS FOR ALL!

(via youkilledthecar)

pbnjay:

abbyleighonaire:

Take two subjects, subject A (the new yorker) and subject B (from anywhere else). Instruct them to walk at a normal pace, starting from the same point. By the time subject B has walked five feet, subject A will have gone three blocks, flipped off a cab driver, and gotten a coffee.

(via turdfighter)

(Source: initforfitness, via oceanicisland)

visualgraphic:

Quick

nudityandnerdery:

One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.

I am currently eating a burrito. Need volunteer to occupy other hand.

(Source: lurkskywalker, via nekomarie)

liberated-loser:

this is the best thing i’ve ever seen.

As soon as I get into the house, the pants come off.

(via certainasthesun)

rakhmastein:

Erin Hanson 

(Source: concrastination, via sarcasticcondensation)

When I heard this song as a kid, I didn’t realize those were the words. I thought Elvis was slurring his words together to make some weird made-up words… hah

(via annihilations)

What is with these awful cliff-hanger season finales?

Shit I have to wait months to know the status of the characters of NCIS and Grey’s Anatomy. No me gusta.

thedailywhat:

ICWUDT of the Day: I like the part where the poll’s answers are strategically placed to form a giant middle finger.

[reddit.]

I literally posted The Beaver Song not 2 minutes ago and it’s already racked up 28 listens.
I fucking love it. 

Bra on: straps dig in, occasional need to adjust

Bra off: fear of gravity causing early onset of saggy boobs.

zeroing:

Erin Hanson